Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

Like a Continental Soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?

Do they stick up to the sky?

Do they droop when they're wet?

Do they stand up when they're dry?

Can you semaphore your neighbor

With a minimum of labor?

Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears stick out?

Do they wiggle all about?

Does one point north?

Does one point south?

Can you stick them in the eye

Of the buddy on either side?

Do your ears stick out?