Extra if I weren't a Boy Scout Verses

Extra/modified verses from Louisiana

farmer: (milking motions) Give, Betsey, give. The baby's gotta live.

"pyro": Strike the match. Light the fire. Burn, baby, burn!

Waiter: Monsieur, Madame ("my-dam"), how'd you like your Spam?

fence post: (just stands there and later gets carried off)

dentist: Open wide, bleed the gums. Drill, baby, drill.

doctor: Turn around, pull 'em down. JAB! JAB! JAB!

lawyer: Go to jail. Set the bail. SUE, BABY, SUE!.

preacher: Say "I do," kiss the bride, you're stuck now!!