If I weren't a Boy Scout, there's something else I'd be
If I weren't a Boy Scout, a _________, I would be
Fireman - Jump lady jump, Ohhhhhhh, splat!
Plumber - Plunge it, flush it, watch out below
Farmer - There's a cow, and there's a cow, there's a cow, YUCK!
Camp Counselor - Working all day, bringing home no pay
Program Director - Sleeping all day, making big pay
Girl Scout - Heya mister, hiya mister, want to buy a cookie
Doctor - Needle, thread, stick them in the head
Baker - Doughnuts, eclairs, buy my buns
Race Car Driver - 4th gear, 1st gear, blow an engine boom
Hippie - Hey man, wow man, far out cool
Bird watcher - Hark, a lark, flying through the park, Splat
President - Honest, I swear, I wasn't even there
Lawyer - Honest, I swear, he wasn't even there
Lifeguard - Mouth to mouth resuscitate, what a way to get a date