I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
I knew an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed a spider to catch the Fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Bird
How absurd, to swallow a bird
She swallowed a bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, etc...
I knew an old lady who swallowed a dog
What a hog, to swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, etc...
I knew an old lady who swallowed a goat
She opened her throat and swallowed the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, etc...
I knew an old lady who swallowed a cow
I don't know how she swallowed the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, etc...
I knew an old lady who swallowed a horse
She dead of course!